and Lately in London...

Hello all my people! I hope that everyone is superbly well and having a great time.

Try have a great-time because the obvious alternative is to have a shit-time; and no one wants a shit-time! (Petyr, 2006).

Well there are loads of photos here. It has been such a long time since I posted anything that there are a few different stories to tell!!!

Firstly and probably most importantly, is that we bought ourselves a monster weber-braai. This was the best investment any South African, in the middle of English-Haalal Kebab Suburbia could make…

Summer in London was blazing! Afternoons out in the sun around a braai with cheap beer and Tyson always went down well. The days during summer went on forever. I think at peak summer we only had 4 to 5 hours of darkness. Now as we move into winter, I sit writing this at 4pm and it’s dark; pitch black.

There have been many random parties…of course! Put 3 Gonubie boys, 1 East London boy and Pommie chick into a house and it’s obviously a recipe for a great time (that’s the opposite of a shit-time, remember). The Halloween party we had is one to remember (and not just because Aidan ‘Love Machine’ Collins did the most elegant, drunken swan-dive directly onto the bridge of his beautiful little nose) but because its one of the few that any of us can actually remember…Shit I’ve said too much! For any concerned parents reading this thinking, “Oh my stress levels, my children are wasting their lives away on sex, drugs and doof doof music.” Think again! I will have you know that as I write this, I am actually sitting at my desk, doing my 9 to 5, earning a living, being responsible and only having sex, doing drugs and listening to doof doof on Saturday’s and possibly Sunday’s…

Myself and some fellow buddies have also invented this great game called ‘Texas hold em Poker’ CLAIM!!! And every Friday evening we gather around a table of cigars, single malt whiskey and topless waitresses; at my house and gamble our pennies away. Currently I am suffering from a huge case of gamblers fallacy, due to my recent LUCKY winnings and I think this Friday I might bet my kidney or anything else of value; that I have left…

I was in Germany just the other day, which was really cool. Worked most of the time but managed to find some sneaky gaps in the time and landed up meeting some great people. A big shout-out to my new Germany buddie, Ariane. She managed to score me a free ticket to the best V.I.P. party I have ever crashed. The Berlin Olympic Stadium – architecture at its most amazing and colossal.

What else is there to say that the photos haven’t already! So for now, until again I sign out your best friend, brother, son, guy you know and now soon to be UNCLE PETE. Well done to my big sis for getting some dough on the baking tray!

Peace people….P